diablo\ 2

diablo\ 2
1. (diablo 2) (812↑, 70↓)
A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.

someone: Whats up man? you: I'm on the patch. someone: To quit smoking? you: No. I play Diablo 2. someone: Oh, so you're quitting? you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10

2. (Diablo 2) (820↑, 218↓)
a disease in which you have no friends and sit on your computer all day

Do you want to D2 after school

3. (diablo 2) (516↑, 164↓)
A game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. Honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don't allow him to buy a new one. It's actually more addicting than heroin. It will ruin a person's life and make them lose their friends and sleep. Don't offer to rush him and don't let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him.

My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex anymore, instead he plays D2 all day.

4. (Diablo 2) (325↑, 55↓)
Video game published by Blizzard. A point and click swords and sorcery themed past time. The goal is to slay monsters and amass experience points and utilize character specific skills. Veterans of the game tend to collect the more powerful of the randomly generated items to equip their characters. Usually, with the many hours spent collecting these rare artifacts, players duel each other and optimize their characters for specific methods to exploit the weaknesses of the various hero classes.

This game is addictive like Diablo 2.

5. (diablo 2) (224↑, 46↓)
Diablo 2 is a Blizzard Classic. It is an online computer game that was released in 2000. It gained it's popularity in 2001 when the Expansion version was released. Although it is an M rated game, 95% of those who play it are middle schoolers whose ages range from 11 to 15. There are 5 character classes (7 if you own the expansion) and 4 different Acts (5 if you own the expansion). In each act there are 6 quests (excluding the 4th which only has 3). The objective of the game is to complete each quest in each act (some optional, some mandatory) and to increase your level as high as you possibly can. The maximum level limit is 99 and can only be obtained by gaining an absurd amount of expierence by slaying demons in each of the 5 acts. But during your quest to level your character(s)you must also find items to become more powerful. Helm, Armour, Weapon, Shield, Belt, Boot, Glove, 2xRings, and Amulet are the various different forms of items you can find for your character. There are different classifications of items. Common(white) , Magic(blue), Rare(Yellow)and Unique(Gold). Each item holds different abilities than can increase your characters power. Once you complete all 5 acts, you can duel other players (which you can do so at any time past level 9, but you are usually best suited after completing the game an containing a fine amount of Power and Skill) to compete to be the best. Or you can simply create a seperate character and start all over. Diablo 2 is known to be an addictive game because with every victory against other players you are pushed further and further into your desire. The desire to be the best in the game. There are millions of players and several young teens all over the world playing non-stop to increase their characters powers as high as they can go. Although it's not the same craze as it was 3-5 years ago, Diablo 2 is still one of the strongest running and most popular Blizzard games along with Warcraft. It is a game that most kids usually quit and outgrow once they reach High School. Some of the players on d2 are vicious and will do whatever it takes to be the best even if it resorts to hacking.

I quit playing Diablo 2 because the players are childish assholes. Once you get into Highschool, you mature (hopefully) and d2 becomes a thing of the past for you. But to those still caught in the craze, I have but one piece of advice: NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD TO A SINGLE SOUL NO MATTER HOW FRIENDLY THEY ARE OR NO MATTER WHAT THEY PROMISE YOU\! IF YOU DESIRE TO SHARE YOUR ACCOUNT, ONLY SHARE IT WITH A VERY VERY CLOSE FRIEND THAT YOU SEE OFTEN IN SCHOOL OR OTHER PLACES, SO THAT IF THEY DO STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU CAN FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A NICE AND PROPER ASS-WHOOPING. Happy leveling :) ... and Good Luck ;)

6. (Diablo 2) (227↑, 85↓)
A very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. The game is awesome, I quit for awhile and now im addicted again, SOMEONE HELP ME\!\!

Dude I [pwn3d] so many [n00bs] in D2 last night.

7. (diablo 2) (237↑, 125↓)
Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities. Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.

Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz\! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find\! God I'm so fucking tired...." Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though" Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha\! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass" Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.

8. (Diablo 2) (81↑, 21↓)
A combination of crack cocaine and herion that was chemically bonded and then distributed across the world on CDROMs in 1999.

Diablo 2 ruined my life

9. (diablo 2) (65↑, 9↓)
The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair. The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?" "I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal." "WTF?" "Or maybe Mephisto." "Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong." "Did you just hear that?" "Hear what?" "I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

10. (diablo 2) (107↑, 52↓)
a game that i got addicted to and played till 8 in the moring till 9 at night. untill i broke out of its addicting spell and snapped the cd.

break the diablo 2 addicting spell bye snappi8ng the disc.

11. (Diablo 2) (83↑, 34↓)
It’s a brain washing, time consuming evil vile game that should go back to the tenth layer of hell where it originated. Just don't play the game period. It will ruin your life physically, mentally and emotionally.

Dedicated to my very good friend jojo (stop playig that damn game) My good friend jojo is the perfect example of what and why you shouldn't play diablo. I have not to say more except that it will cause you to sit at your computer all day from 12:00 in the afternoon till 5:00am.So again don't play the fliping game.

12. (diablo 2) (74↑, 30↓)
A [MMORPG] type game made by [Blizzard] intended to frustate players into addiction. The game provides a friendly online environment where people curse, annoy, scam and beg each other all for the sake of items. The goal of the game is to level characters and equip them with skillful items, which help kill monsters faster for more items which in turn provides more characters with abilities acquire better items. Gameplay usually results in prolong periods without food, sleep or trips to the bathroom. Can be attributed to social, behavioral and academial problems. Players who quit out of boredom usually suffer relapse after rest.

hardcore diablo 2 player: OMG\!\!1 i just found a perfect gf\!\@\# non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you?? hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf? non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym? hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm non diablo 2 player: ?? (gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game)

13. (Diablo 2) (63↑, 26↓)
Hack and Slash game made by Blizzard. Highly addictive. Player assumes the role of any one of seven different combat classes: Amazon, Assassin, Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, Sorceress or Druid. You distribute stat points and skill points as you level up and complete quests. Eventually when you make it to Hell difficulty the fun begins and you have to play smarter. The online aspect allows players to move faster through the game.("rushing", "cow levels", "baal runs") So having to do the same quests over and over with new characters is usually not a problem online. Also you can play with real life friends, which is very fun, that is until a rare armor drops and then hell breaks loose. Dueling others is usually kinda lame as there is always some young punk griefer who's played for years and has godly equipment that his level 15 uses to kill your level 50 in the blink of an eye. Also hardly anyone knows how to enjoy dueling or listens to specific rules(like no potions). (I recommend at least giving the game a try. It should be very cheap in any local store, or you can order it online.

Javazon_ZapUrAzz defeated NovaNecro_BoneUrAzz easily, but couldn't even touch TeleBarb_AxeUrAzz. Then Hammerdin_ZealUrAzz showed up and owned all three of them.

Author: TrapperSin_ShockUrAzz http://diablo-2.urbanup.com/1419525
14. (Diablo 2) (81↑, 47↓)
Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game. It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.

D2LOD is the shit. Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth? Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no. Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

15. (Diablo 2) (40↑, 20↓)
Highly HIGHLY addictive game. I have been playing for around two years, my friend has been playing for about 4, and I have alot better items than him. He has to ask me for stuff. I spend most of my day on that game, from the time I get home from school to the time I go to bed. (2:30 PM to 11:00 PM eastern time) Only time I ever get off that game is if I have something better do.....like have sex.

Me- I'm playing Diablo 2, wasting my life, losing grades.....but I'm having fun. Girlfriend- Want to have sex? Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....

Author: Ryan......or is it? http://diablo-2.urbanup.com/1668045
16. (Diablo 2) (37↑, 30↓)
1. A very addicting game that will waste a lot of your time/money/life. 2. A game to get humiliated on by people who play Diablo 2 24/7. 3. The Devil himself reincarnated into one of the most addicting games in the world. 4. the killer of sex\!

Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up playing Diablo 2 all night Guy 2: You need to get laid. Guy 1: Your just a jelous nub cuz i got a perfect torch and 80 hrs Guy 2 : No seriously, you need to get laid.

17. (Diablo 2) (14↑, 8↓)
congratulations blizzard you have created the most addictive game EVER\! its a combination of crack cocaine and heroin and i play it someone help me please

hey wanna go to a party get drunk and fuck bitches?\! Me: no i'm going to stay on my computer and play diablo 2.

18. (diablo 2) (10↑, 5↓)
1.The game that you called your "Homework" when your mom asked what you were doing.2. another word for the devil.3. The game that made you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend.4.A hit classic that is still played by millions today created by Blizzard Entertainment.

Mom:Are you doing your homework? You: Yea... mhmmm, oh crap I lost my trang\! Mom: what was that, are you playing the gosh darn Diablo 2 again? You: No, I said I accidentially used slang\!

19. (Diablo 2) (9↑, 4↓)
The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair. The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?" "I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal." "WTF?" "Or maybe Mephisto." "Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong." "Did you just hear that?" "Hear what?" "I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

20. (diablo 2) (7↑, 4↓)
Addicting game (quite much more than that of the addiction of cigarettes, heroine, crack-cocaine/crack/cocaine)that will suck your life away to your small chair and large blanket that sits next to your computer, which you wait to return to while sitting on the shitter while you should be doing finals T_T. \<-- basically me, but not that bad, I still have friends, and my blanket is in the laundry

Typical Diablo 2 Chat (Got this from IRC, yeah its real): [01:02] \<CDC\> how much is a scl unid? [01:02] \<the445566\> 33fg [01:02] \<the445566\> or [01:03] \<the445566\> 8hrs [01:03] \<the445566\> or something [01:03] \<the445566\> lawl [01:03] \<CDC\> damn thats cheap az [01:03] \<h0bby\> can anyone kill my ancients hell? [01:03] \<mister_d2\> gn? [01:03] \<h0bby\> vat1/1 [01:05] \<mister_d2\> brt

21. (Diablo 2) (22↑, 19↓)
I used to play Diablo 2 quite a lot about 4 years ago. It can be lots of fun unless you play it too much, in which case, it'll get boring and repetitive. But if you just play it in small doses, the repetition side effects could be minimised. It's a shame when people forsake their friends, loved ones, family, education and careers just to play this game. Why the hell would you do that?

In Diablo 2 multiplayer, I used to be an asshole and go hostile (hostile is where you can duel other players) when the others just wanted to do their quests, haha. But shortly I changed my ways and actually worked with people. It can be fun when you play with others, just don't use it as your staple diet in life. Don't blame the game for addiction problems, blame the idiots who let this game run their lives.

22. (Diablo 2) (21↑, 21↓)
Extremely addictive game... awesome for a while... but when you start playin every available minute you have... you got a problem. Just got to keep it monitored and play when you can't do anything else... Best game I have ever played, and the game I have played the longest, just make sure it doesn't rule your life... I'm probably "addicted" because I won't quit... but I still have a life and only play a few hours a day, and never put it before anything else. If you are a risk-taker, I'd say play this awesome game and hope it doesn't ruin your life... lol Give it a chance and to save yourself a lot of trouble if u play, stay 100% legit, no maphack, scams, bots, etc It ruins the D2 experience and only leads to bad things... I have known many people that had their lives ruined by this game. Never get anything done, drop out of school, lose their job, etc... MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FALL IN THE TRAP\!\! I have literally seen people cry when they get scammed really bad, one last thing... DON'T TRUST A SOUL ON DIABLO 2, 99.99999999999999999% of them will try to get you at some point... I do not know of a single person besides myself that has never scammed another person, most "friends" really aren't...

EVERYTHING IN MODERATION\!\! Proceed with Caution... Diablo 2 is a dangerous game\!

Author: half Addict :'( http://diablo-2.urbanup.com/1790976
23. (diablo 2) (4↑, 8↓)
a game with the metaphoric phenomenon of the gates of heaven, which transfers orgasmic glee to the cool and tuff guy/girl/thing through a lengerdary diablo playing mouse. also refers to the gods as their word/vision/hymm.

tuff guy: whats up with the sunglasses? cool guy: my eyes fell out playing diablo 2. now i guess im just a sinner, since i cant play.

Author: the wise bookaka http://diablo-2.urbanup.com/2411029
24. (Diablo 2) (10↑, 17↓)
Game that is highly addictive, but you don't have to spend hours on it. People also actually buy items for this game on E-bay.....

Diablo 2 Player: Hey I found a rare elite unique. Non-D2 Player: What? I found $10. Diablo 2 Player: *Goes and sells unique on E-bay for $30.*

25. (Diablo 2) (9↑, 17↓)
A game, in which you have a choice of 6 characters, of different skills and possibilties\! Great game, very time consuming. IS the MOST addictive game out there, it is a MMRPOG. -Advice: Do Not BUY it, or give as a present. -Reason: Ruin your life and who ever posses's it\!

diablo 2 is like the game runescape. equally addictive.

26. (Diablo 2) (41↑, 72↓)
A super super cool game that i am awful at\! You get to kill cows\!\!\!\!\!

wow, killer cows dude.

27. (Diablo 2) (15↑, 51↓)
An Extremely Addictive game that should be burnt, where the Sorceress class can kill anyone via spamming spells such as "Chain Lightning" "Blizzard" or "Ice Orb". A good Diablo2 player would only make any other class to help the SCORCERSS\! A good gamer would burn his or her copy of Diablo2… I know how you feel…

"I just spent 3 hours doing baal runs to level up and i got killed and lost all my exp\!\!\!\!" "Dude you play Diablo2??? Get the hell away from me\!"

28. (diablo 2) (39↑, 80↓)
A very sad game that if you play you morph into a nerd. Diablo 2 is probably the worst game ever infact i think we should burn all diablo 2's and kill the makers\! any one with me?

jim: hay giggles want to play d2? giggles: *slaps jim and steals d2 and burns it*

29. (Diablo 2) (9↑, 57↓)
A Game that nerds play in mass groups and having no sleep or food thus losing weight and life. But it's worth it for a diablo 2 player: if they find a ub3r rare item that has 60798477588477% more damage Vrs rocks

Normal Kid: Hey i just found $20 Diablo 2 Player: Well i just found a rare sword Normal Kid: What? Diablo 2 Player: Lol pwnt n00b diablo 2 pwns j00 lololololololololol

30. (diablo 2) (26↑, 86↓)
isnt as addicting as most people say; no where as addicting ass EverCrack

Yo diablo 2 is the shizzle\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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